Monday, January 07, 2008

The Shins Go To Jail

Myspace // "Phantom Limb" [Video]

According to, Shins keyboardist Marty Crandall (pictured above fleeing authorities) was allegedly arrested for assaulting his girlfriend, Elyse Sewell, who is better known as one of the contestants from the first season of America's Next Top Model. Of course we all rooted for her because she owns the same albums as us.

According to the police report on the jail's website, Crandall will appear in court tomorrow at 1:30 pm.

Perhaps Crandall will discover the real meaning of "Chutes Too Narrow" now. Thanks, Rusty.

EDIT 01.08.08: The case is dismissed due to lack of evidence.


Blogger Beth said...

Ex-girlfriend. Elyse wisely broke up with him after he drunkenly beat her up.

2:19 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a example Marty what a nice guy.

3:18 PM EST  

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